do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
the best of hot occupations, side by side.
I’d have no self control around them..
can i stay at your place? no hobo
little high schoolers are always like “i’m moving out as soon as i turn 18” like smfh do you realize things cost money
are you ready for another bad poem?
This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.
You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag