those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
is your dentist also your therapist?
Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher
my dentist just tells me i need to floss more
Men’s Rights Activists
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do
update: apparently i drank a little too much and danced for 4 hours straight and then passed out on a couch crying about chicken nuggets
People Playing With Clouds And Forced Perspective