Slightly Psycho And Insane

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

forbidden-act-xx:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

snorlaxatives:

little high schoolers are always like “i’m moving out as soon as i turn 18” like smfh do you realize things cost money

odetothesea:

are you ready for another bad poem?

odetothesea:

are you ready for another bad poem?

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.


if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag